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Although
Couroc may sound like some sort of failed 60's Ford marketing attempt (Fairlane
II?), in reality it is a most unusual and beautimous kitchenware for the
serving and enjoyment of many fine products.
The label speaks for itself - apparently Couroc is acid, alkalai, and atomic blast resistant. Go Couroc!
I'd tell you to drill
holes in the corners of the tray and wear it with pride (vis-a-vis Flava-Flav),
but the indomitable fighting spirit of Couroc will repel your puny mortal
drill bits. Not even tips of the finest adamantine steel (vorpal blade,
anyone?) will scratch or dent Couroc's rhino hide. Heck, for all I know
you could stop a bullet with a strategically placed Couroc shield. Please,
don't try that at home.
As a consolation prize
for your failure to use Couroc in any sort of offensive or defensive posturing,
please instead consider the purchase of this tray as a possible way to serve
your appetizers with pride.
Women want Couroc, and men want to be Couroc.
Standard serving tray size.
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I place no conditions on the use or purchase of mighty Couroc.
If you're smart, you won't either. Don't look Couroc in the eye or make
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Disclaimer:
I made up all that junk about Couroc stopping bullets. Just don't let him
know that, because you might hurt his feelings.
Special!
What, the forces of Couroc aren't special enough for you? Then don't sully your reputation by bidding on this tray! | andale andalesell | |
