BROFESTO
PEOPLE OF EARTH: IT IS TIME FOR US TO GATHER IN A COMMON CAUSE
Too long have we let our divisions define us. Sysadmins. Windows Admins. Developers. Programmers. DevOps. NoOps. MySQL. NoSQL.
THIS MUST END
We must gather together for in unity there is strength. Our banner shall be BroOps.
WHAT IS BroOps? It is a common cause. It is a spirit of broship. It is bros and computers. We are all in this TOGETHER.
We make the magic. We write the code. We carry the pagers. YES, EVEN MANAGERS CAN BE BROS.
BROS ARE NOT GUYS. BROS ARE FRIENDS, REGARDLESS OF GENDER.
BroOps Is
GOT YOUR BACK
INCLUSION
HIGH FIVES
FIST BUMPS
NON-GENDERED DUDENESS
AN EXTRA SIX PACK OF QUALITY BEER
EVERY OS
CONSCIOUS CHOICE
EMACS AND VI
BroOps Is Not
D-BAGGERY
EXCLUSION
AXE BODY SPRAY
"THE SHORE"
MY X IS BETTER THAN YOUR Y
GUYS ONLY
PEDANTRY
H8TERS
STEREOTYPING
AN MANTRA
I AM BROCEPHUS. I AM MY BRO'S KEEPER. EVERY DAY I SHALL STRIVE TO
HONOR THE BROCODE.
JOIN US
SIGNED,
A BRO
ADDENDUM
BRO POWERS ACTIVATE
(thanks John)