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!!! E*TRADE San Francisco CAN KISS MY ASS

So the other day I took my son Max to the [Creme Brulee Cart|http://twitter.com/#!/cremebruleecart] in San Francisco for a tasty Vanilla Bean creme brulee:

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Max is 3 so he likes to run around a lot.  There's a ramp around the E*TRADE building on Market and Sutter, which is an irresistible attraction to a free spirt such as my son:

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He ran all the way around the circular building, just out of my sight.  I knew it was a dead end so I let him get ahead of me:

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All of a sudden MAX WAS SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY AND RUNNING THE OTHER DIRECTION:

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Because the SONS OF BITCHES at E*TRADE SAN FRANCISCO INSTALLED AUTOMATED ANTI-HOBO WATER SPRAYERS:

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No fence, no warning, nothing.  SUCK*IT E*TRADE YOU BASTARDS FOR MAKING MY SON CRY.  YOU ARE HEARTLESS ASSHOLES.

Would it kill you to put up a fence?  Tears were streaming down my son's face, he was completely terrified.  Took me 15 minutes to calm him down.

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