I'm Phil, the proprietor of this fine establishment. Please, come in and make yourself comfortable.
You could send me an email at philiph_at_pobox_dot_com (spam filtered).
Or, you could just send me one million dollars cash, in small, unmarked, non-sequential bills.
The masses have spoken!
I've been experimenting with what I like to call EbayArt. You be the judge.
Here's my GnuPgKey if you are interested.
I belong to LOPSA: